this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure
My main goal in life is to go to my high school reunion looking hot as fuck
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean i’m nice i like people it’s just that i hate people